A Little Birdie Told Me. Oh, I See.

And then, just when you're about to quit, some guy will come up to you in a Shopper's Drug Mart and say, 'Hey, this is weird, but I really loved your show at Next Stage'. And then you'll hear him leaving with his girlfriend and he'll say, 'She made this wonderful show, it was amazing'.

Of course, you'll be paying for the most embarrassing assemblage of products possible while this happens, and you'll be so overcome with shock and joy that you'll drop them all over the floor, and have to thank him while your bent over, picking up the overpriced merchandise you require to deal with your hideous human form.

So it will even out.